yeah sure just tell me youre going to eat quick and then never respond again thats cool I guess you fell asleep eating

I HOPE YOU CHOKE

I love being guilted into things I don’t want to do. I was already asked twice  if I could work for my sister tomorrow on my day off, and I’ve said no each time. and you have NO RIGHT to tell me “you have to take it because you need the money.” Have you ever considered that I don’t want to work for other reasons? That my need for money isn’t the only thing that gets me to do things in my life? 

What does she do? She CALLS ME, and basically backs me into a corner. So I get to cancel my plans now and go work  for her. 

I’m sorry, but you KNEW YOU WORKED that day, why the hell did you schedule an appointment on that day right before you work. 

Fricken stupid. 

versatilebohemian:

not-getting-paid-the-full-amount:

when you can’t find any sheep on day 1 in a new minecraft world so you gotta hide in a hole overnight

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forgottenwinterfrost:

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

I keep forgetting to do this (its so fricken easy just click the purple button!) so I subscribed to daily reminders cause how cool is this! 

A little more explanation »

kinomatika:

I realised my last post was kind of vague so as much as it hurts to talk about it, I figure I should elaborate on what exactly is going on and why I’m in the situation I’m in right now.

For the past year and a half, my husband has been pretty nasty to me. He’s put me through a lot of emotional…

one of my favorite artists I’ve ever stalked. 

Signal boost for sure, cause I know that if I had any extra money I’d donate myself.

so im trying to log in to see WHERE ILL LIVE this year and apparently the webpage is COMPLETELY incompatible with every single browser/my computer.

This fucking college has literally screwed me like 5 times already this summer I’m just so mad I don’t even want to go back anymore. 

gfdi

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

pinkgabbercat:

Birds Rights Activist is the best twitter and sometime perfect satire

becausebirds:

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. x