Anonymous;
hello ur super cool like an ice cube super cool

What’s cooler than coool?

ICE COLD

shot

I’m fairly certain I saved a life today at the zoo. maybe indirectly or if fate had been real shitty for that person

score

Aaaaaand there goes our internet. Again. It’s funny how after “upgrading” our service through charter for a “cheaper price” our Internet suddenly goes down every 45 minutes with no warning.

Hilarious.

They pop in your mouth I’m freaking out!

Baking with pop rocks and red velvet. 

I can’t even wait.

Baking with pop rocks and red velvet.

I can’t even wait.

awkfox:

Sorry this isn’t art but it was too funny to not post. It just ??? how does his mind work
(This is an ex boyfriend from like ????? six years ago or something??? That only lasted like a month because he cheated on me and i haven’t talked to him since then PLUS I’ve been in a relationship for four and a half years lool)

I love how he implicitly stats that you silence is a hint, and then proceeds to invalidate it and try to get his way anyways because “he is not great with hints”
like wtf clearly you can tell it’s a hint. Idiot. 

awkfox:

Sorry this isn’t art but it was too funny to not post. It just ??? how does his mind work

(This is an ex boyfriend from like ????? six years ago or something??? That only lasted like a month because he cheated on me and i haven’t talked to him since then PLUS I’ve been in a relationship for four and a half years lool)

I love how he implicitly stats that you silence is a hint, and then proceeds to invalidate it and try to get his way anyways because “he is not great with hints”

like wtf clearly you can tell it’s a hint. Idiot. 

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

I went to go get a snack just now because WOW hungry, and I grabbed the usual ruffles chips and sour cream.

I think I ate 5 chips and had to pt them away, my body was just like HELL NO. so I grabbed an apple, some fresh graps, and orange juice instead. 

The result? a DELICIOUS SNACK and I feel so much better. 

I think this is a sign. 

your face looks like it was made by bethesda
ancient and powerful insult (via queerharpy)